I think I can speak for everyone lurking this thread that what we're looking for here is some kind of Fest Code/innuendo. Example:

Q:I just met Tom Selleck in a public bathroom. Have you seen "Quigley Down Under"?

A:Tony Danza

Translation:
Q: I am interested in a sexual encounter with you. Want to participate in some oral sex?

A: Of course!

The format can be changed as people see fit. For example, Quigley Down Under is oral sex, but could easy be replaced with In & Out for a quick fuck, 3 Men and a Little Lady for a gangbang...etc. To avoid confusion with actual conversations about Tom Selleck, simply first reference his 1992 movie Mr. Baseball.

Similarly, the answer can be qualified if you wish by reference to Tony Danza's long list of movies and TV shows, for example:

Q:I just met Tom Selleck in a public bathroom. Have you seen "Quigley Down Under"?

A:No, but I do watch Tony Danza's "Who's the Boss". Was Tom Selleck in that?

So in this example, the responder is not interested in oral sex, but is interested in some bondage/S&M type action.

Strictly adhering to format should avoid confusion.

chris, you are a goddamn genius.

as a side, sort of related note, what is up with the hipster kids wearing those bandanas? do they know about the gay codes? (gay dudes often wear different colored bandanas in their back pocket/on their neck/on their wrists/ankles to denote different sexual acts they are looking for.) are they trying to pick up other dudes?

i am always imagining them walking around thinking they are all hip and cool with a yellow bandana tied around their neck and wondering why gay dudes are propositioning them for 'watersports' or asking them if they are interested in being a bottom.


maybe there could be a visual code for different fest-sex acts depending on which belt loop your carabiner/clip full of keys are hanging off of on your pants.

wait a minute...i thought there was a code already.

well then what does the whitebelt stand for then?

most likely advertising 'i am a douche'

oh...I should clarify...I wear a black belt

where and how do all these codes for gay interactions come from and how do you know them i was watching the news and apparently theres a web site with all the best bathrooms to cop a blowy in in orlando the 3rd and 5th floor of the library were the top ones

where's the best bathroom to blow a cop?

probably not in the minneapolis airport.

i think i read about in a chuck palahniuk book, but i might be mistaken. nonetheless, its pretty common knowledge. just google 'gay hanky codes' and a site or two will explain it all to you. yes, brown hankys are exactly what you'd expect.

also, be prepared to see some gay pr0n. and remember, there are things on the internet you cant unsee.

i dont really like where this thread is going.

Hey, hey...I love George Michael

i saw a george michael record in the dollar bin at work and i didnt grab it, i came back the next day and it was gone... i guess i didn't have faith.

IN THE DOLLAR BIN?
You must have been kissing a fool!

errr i started this thread as a joke.... now its insane....