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Seal caught on tape molesting a penguin

The roughly 240-pound seal subdued the 30-pound adult penguin by lying on it. The hapless bird of unknown sex struggled, rapidly flapping its flippers and attempting to stand and flee, without luck.

The seal then alternated between resting on the penguin and thrusting its pelvis at the bird in vain attempts to insert its penis for 45 minutes. Natural, unsuccessful sexual escapades by this variety of seal with members of its own species may last as long as this penguin assault did, "but yes, it is quite a long time and thus unusual," de Bruyn told LiveScience.

Jesus Hasselhoff stop teaching Seals to do that shit

The 'Hoff is like a demented ray of perverted sunshine in my otherwise dreary life.

Yeah I saw that story too, absolutely disturbing.

I saw the titled and wondered why someone who had Heidi Klum waiting for him in bed would grope a flightless bird. Much funnier this way though.

Haha, yeah I thought this was about Seal the singer too, up until I got to where it says "The Seal", then I realized it meant the sea-creature version, and not the guy who did Kiss From A Rose. But I'm still undecided on which visual I find more comforting