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is there an appropriate joke for this?

i think it kind of stands alone.

Can you just summon the 'Hoff like that?

awaken awaken awaken awaken
take the land, that must be taken
awaken awaken awaken awaken
devour worlds, smite forsake

Oh yes, I remember that day fondly. That photo was taken by Merv Griffin. We were in need of some seal action, but LAPD still had a restraining order in effect so I couldn't get within two miles of Sea World. So we went to the pet store and those dogs were the closest-looking thing to seals we could get our hands on. Nice, but too much hair for my taste.

I have a long and happy track record of nude sexual activities with animals. In fact, my grandmother has ridiculed me about it since a very young age. Once, in the 4th grade, we were on a field trip to the zoo and the walruses were going at it. Naturally, I got a powerful erection, what with all that "thwappity thwappin" blubber - so my grandmother pulled my pants down and blaired her air horn. About 120 children and parents turned and saw my nude little penis and they were all pointing and laughing. What's worse is that they then learned about my undescended left testicle.

When I got home, my mother offered me a sedative . I took 6 of them and cried myself to sleep. While I was asleep, my grandfather put his wrinked old purple balls on my forehead. Then my grandmother put hats and smiling faces on his balls and made them dance to "I Heard it Through the Grape Vine" - just like the California Raisins. Last year she converted the old Super 8 footage of this to DVD and posted it on YouTube.

Then, just last week, she put a banana clip in my pubes and made a pubic "faux hawk" - then she made my penis sing and dance just like Sanjaya. That one is on You Tube as well.

Then she sent both performances to "America's Got Talent" with my name, picture bio and mailing address.

She is one sassy lady.

Great story, but flawed. Super 8 doesn't record sound Mr. Hasselhoff.

he never said their was sound on the tape.

Then no one would understand the joke aside from a pair of balls on the face.

Super 8 used to be able to record sound, it's impossible to get the film with the oxide strip now though

Gully, there is no point fact-checking the posts of a man who brags about making love to McRib sandwiches.

Life is just too short.

You're right. I don't know what I was thinking