PUNK NITE
@Asbury Lanes
209 Fourth Avenue
Asbury Park, NJ

I'm DJing! Ben Snakepit says any retard can work a record player, and he is absolutely right.

Come let me be that retard for you! Playing only the best in punk rock, reggae, soul, indie, ska, hardcore and more!

Aaaaaand it's my last DJ night at the Lanes and my last night in Asbury Park for at least a month, as Friday I am going on the road with the Ergs and Hunchback on our US tour! So if you give a rat's ass come say goodbye.

Otherwise just come drown out the sound of my shitty records with booze.

The Scandals, Mission Statement, Mispent Youth, and The Creetons will be providing live entertainment; I will be providing dead entertainment.

Oh, and it's Laura's birthday, too, so bring her presents!

See you motherfuckers in hell!

xoxo
--Insult

PS if you really love me, come to McCormick's tomorrow as well which will be yr dropdead last chance to hang!