*provided you live in the contiguous United States and your town is one of the ones I've listed below, that is.
It's our summer 2008 JACKALRY ACROSS AMERICA TOUR with our good pals the mighty HUNCHBACK! Come hang out. We'll party. We'll get weird. Don't forget to buy drinks for yr local thirsty roadie!
The Ergs will have the new double-LP collection of total dreck, "Hindsight Is 20/20, My Friend" from Dirtnap Records (OK, maybe not for the first few dates, but we'll get it!), and Hunchback will have their recent sophomore LP "Pray For Scars" on Don Giovanni Records.
Jul 12 2008 Richmond, VA @The Bike Lot
Jul 13 2008 Durham, NC @Bull City HQ
Jul 14 2008 Charlotte, NC @The Milestone
Jul 15 2008 Athens, GA @The Hangar
Jul 16 2008 Gainesville, FL @The Atlantic
Jul 17 2008 Pensacola, FL @Sluggos
Jul 18 2008 New Orleans, LA @The Big Top
Jul 19 2008 Houston, TX @I<3U House (early show)
Jul 20 2008 Austin, TX @The Broken Neck
Jul 21 2008 Ft. Worth, TX @Exploding House
Jul 22 2008 Lubbock, TX @Whiskey Dix
Jul 23 2008 Las Cruces, NM @El Patio
Jul 24 2008 Phoenix, AZ @The Phix
Jul 25 2008 San Diego, CA @The Tower Bar
Jul 26 2008 Berkeley, CA @Gilman Street
Jul 27 2008 Redding, CA @Sam's House
Jul 28 2008 Portland, OR @Last Exit
Jul 29 2008 Seattle, WA @24/7 House
Jul 30 2008 Portland, OR @Green Noise Records (acoustic show)
Jul 31 2008 Oakland, CA @Ghost Town Gallery
Aug 1 2008 Las Vegas, NV @East Side Joe's (early show, then I drink and gamble myself to death)
Aug 2 2008 Salt Lake City, UT @Artopia
Aug 3 2008 Ft. Collins, CO @Surfside 7
Aug 4 2008 Omaha, NB @O'Leavers Pub
Aug 5 2008 TBA MPLS, MN
Aug 6 2008 Milwaukee, WI @The Vault
Aug 7 2008 Chicago, IL @Mauled By Tigers Fest (People Projects)
Aug 8 2008 Columbus, OH @Monster House
Also, we'll be partying in Philly the night before tour at the D4/Circle Jerks show! Why start a US tour without a crippling hangover I always say!
I hope to see you all on the road!