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 Joined: Tue Dec 04, 2007 6:16 amPosts: 4092Location: Nature Coast & Gville, FL
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pukeonthestreet wrote: some guy came into Lowe's and bought a big thing of lube and medical gloves, there was something else that made me more worried, he also had huge thick glasses, regardless someone was probably raped or murdered
uh, what kind of lube do they sell at Lowes? 
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 Joined: Thu Jun 21, 2007 5:28 pmPosts: 2012Location: Massatwoshits
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GatoRanch wrote: gully wrote: I've always wanted to go to a store and buy the following items at once: rope, duct tape, a large kitchen knife, gloves, and a ski mask. Just to see what happens. Hahaha, I bet that wouldn't go over too well. I'd have to thrown in one really weird thing though like a stuffed animal or adult diapers.  Maybe some lipstick and a feather boa. |
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 Joined: Tue Oct 03, 2006 12:47 pmPosts: 1002Location: Cranston, RI
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GatoRanch wrote: pukeonthestreet wrote: some guy came into Lowe's and bought a big thing of lube and medical gloves, there was something else that made me more worried, he also had huge thick glasses, regardless someone was probably raped or murdered uh, what kind of lube do they sell at Lowes? exactly nothing that should be involved with the human anatomy
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 Joined: Tue Aug 08, 2006 9:25 amPosts: 750Location: Florida, America's Wang
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GatoRanch wrote: mackenzie..yeah, that guy wrote: Alien Jorgensen used to really fuck with interns at studios they'd be working at. He'd send them off at 1am to buy a six pack of heineken, a quart of hagendaz and all the gay porn available in hopes that someone else would notice what they were buying...haha...and, no. I was an intern after they recorded. Yeah, he's pretty awesome like that. What studio/record company was this and when? He did it all over. Red House (Lawrence, KS...now called Black Lodge and in Eudora, KS) and I heard about it at CRC in Chicago. At Red House, it was for the William Burroghs tracks they did for Psalm 69 in 1991 maybe? I got to sit out in the alley and listen through the back wall. Did that a lot more than I probably should have. It's one way I sealed my fate in getting into recording. They even shot the video for...aw fuck...can't remember the song...there in Lawrence and KC. They had WHB shooting styrofoam blocks with words on them with his shotgun...out at the Outhouse (rip) the best all ages venue ever in the middle of a cornfield...now a BYOB tittybar. In fact WHB was a neighbor of mine growing up...the guy your parents said stay away from. Lawrence is a weird place/I miss it so.
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 Joined: Sun Oct 08, 2006 7:13 pmPosts: 638Location: Pembroke Pines, Florida, US
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I usually get more crushes than I can count at every show I go to.
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| Joined: Tue Oct 02, 2007 4:59 amPosts: 185Location: Gainesville, Florida |
gully wrote: pukeonthestreet wrote: I met mine at the Fest photo booth, nothing ever happened we hung out at a couple shows and I talked to her on the phone forever in hopes of seeing her this year, so I send her the best package ever with out of print broadways lp, asob's stuff, a hot water music clairmel cd which is out of print which I figured she deserved for living near gainseville, next thing I know I get no package and she stops talking to me, then Dirty Money comes into town and Colin's dating her, not only that she said I talked shit about him which isn't even true, Colin almost fought me when they played here and I'm not even sure we're cool at this point, Fest crush my ass, shitty huh? lol I was there. But yea. Avery. haha. yes! josh IS my Fest crush!!! always and forever HEY BOO
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| Joined: Tue Dec 04, 2007 6:16 amPosts: 4092Location: Nature Coast & Gville, FL
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AveryChase wrote: gully wrote: pukeonthestreet wrote: I met mine at the Fest photo booth, nothing ever happened we hung out at a couple shows and I talked to her on the phone forever in hopes of seeing her this year, so I send her the best package ever with out of print broadways lp, asob's stuff, a hot water music clairmel cd which is out of print which I figured she deserved for living near gainseville, next thing I know I get no package and she stops talking to me, then Dirty Money comes into town and Colin's dating her, not only that she said I talked shit about him which isn't even true, Colin almost fought me when they played here and I'm not even sure we're cool at this point, Fest crush my ass, shitty huh? lol I was there. But yea. Avery. haha. yes! josh IS my Fest crush!!! always and forever HEY BOO It is amazing what a misread can do.
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| Joined: Thu Jun 21, 2007 5:28 pmPosts: 2012Location: Massatwoshits
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GatoRanch wrote: AveryChase wrote: gully wrote: pukeonthestreet wrote: I met mine at the Fest photo booth, nothing ever happened we hung out at a couple shows and I talked to her on the phone forever in hopes of seeing her this year, so I send her the best package ever with out of print broadways lp, asob's stuff, a hot water music clairmel cd which is out of print which I figured she deserved for living near gainseville, next thing I know I get no package and she stops talking to me, then Dirty Money comes into town and Colin's dating her, not only that she said I talked shit about him which isn't even true, Colin almost fought me when they played here and I'm not even sure we're cool at this point, Fest crush my ass, shitty huh? lol I was there. But yea. Avery. haha. yes! josh IS my Fest crush!!! always and forever HEY BOO It is amazing what a misread can do. Get your mind out of the gutter. And a Hey! too you too Avery
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