does anyone actually notice the shit this guy posts? situation is strange, like some kid in the background speaking softly into a megaphone, fucking up the normal conversation. and one of those picket signs that says "i support womens' rights.... to blow me", whilst everyone kind of just blabbers on.


you guys are funny, i think the main issue you may have with talking to girls is you put them on a pedestal. it's not rocket surgery, but i can't argue the wing-woman is quite the trump.

Turn down easy sex. it often comes with 'bonus features' that require a moderate dosage of penicillin.

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Your blog is funny, sawtooth. I enjoy it very much!

But, much like thread again, it needs more sex!

I'm talking to a girl that makes erotic cakes for her friends...

Professionally?

she's working on being a pro, she's only 19

weren't you supposed to be banging a hot mom? how about concentrate on that and leave the dirty pastries to the food network.

Speaking of food network and sex and cakes...

Who else is in love with Katherine from that cake show?

nigella>

my love life doesn't exist and hasn't for years, I swear it's just getting worse

well quit spending money on obscure small-ish vinyl records then go buy some nice hookers and then post some war stories. instant cure. don't worry about your 'rep'; no sex is free, streetwalkers are just more upfront about it.

How can you NOT post photos with this?

I make erotic hot dogs for my friends. basically it's just a hot dog. that's pretty phallic!

it turned out erotic cake girl sucked... go figure, anyone seen Cakeboy while we're on this subject?

lemme guess. is erotic cake girl sucks... i'd imagine erotic cake BOY is somewhere roughly half a foot in front of her.

lol, oh man I kill me.