My post was ninja'd. I'm looking at you, Gato.

Yup. Just thought I'd make those links actually work. I wish video code worked on here

This new spammer is cracking me up. First he says something about bumping the thread up, tells a terrible joke, and then hides his spam links at the bottom. How bad is this joke, like a 13 year old wrote it:

Two guys immigrate to America. On their first day off the boat, they are wandering around New York City seeing the sights. As lunch time approaches, they decide they are hungry. They then come up to a street vendor selling hot dogs.

One says to the other in a shocked tone, "My God. Do they eat dogs in America?"

"I don't know!" says the other, equally appalled.

"Well," says the first, "we're going to be Americans, so we must do as they do."

They approach the vendor bravely, "Two hot dogs, please."

The vendor hands them their food in a pair of paper sacks. The two immigrants sit on a park bench to eat their lunch.

One looks inside his sack, hesitates and turns to his partner and says, "Uh, which part of the dog did you get?"

HAHA. that joke is awesome.

thanks for editing that for me. i most likely wouldn't have gone back for it.

and wtf is that GIF? it's hilarious, but who are those people?

I could be mistaken, but might they be the band Immortal?

corrects

Emperor>Immortal

Hey BlatantAnomaly, you now how a face to put to the name... that's good.

Ah yes, as many have answered already... that is Immortal.

Some people are into LoLCats, I collect LoLMetalHeads.



Perhaps, but Immortal make far better LoLMetalheads.

<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/gato-ranch/2167807705/" title="LoLMetalHead - Invisible Sandwich by Gato Ranch, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2383/2167807705_26680c79e7_o.jpg" width="423" height="279" alt="LoLMetalHead - Invisible Sandwich" /></a>

Aw, shit, "invisible sandwich" . . . awesome.

burzum>emperor>immortal

This metal talk makes me all smiles.

you're so focused on metal you didn't even delete the porn right under this thread (as of me posting this).

kudos.

Got it, but metal kinda always comes first.

Metal before porn?

Can't it be both? Don't make me choose.

headline : "Man Rips Off Own Penis Pleasuring Self While Listening to Gorguts"