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jeremy
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Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 7:14 pm |
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Danny Dickhead wrote: I'll accept any form of appreciation you want to bestow upon me . . . I think that story represents a personal best for getting shitfaced on a Tuesday.
yeah that last story won me over "for not liking black flag enough"
we definitely have to hang out during The Fest
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ArtSA
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Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 7:29 pm |
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Danny Dickhead wrote: I once drank a six pack of Country Club Malt Liquor while I was in Virginia visiting family for a wedding . . . I ended up telling my uncle he looked like Hunter Thompson and then bullshiting about America and Her Fate in These Uncertain Times for like three hours with him and my ex-hippie Jesus-freak aunt. Then, the next morning, I woke up and promptly died.
I owe like $300 to a local college because I drank two forties of Steel Reserve in a raging snowstorm and then drove my car into their retention pond. They haven't come to collect, though, so to hell with it.
The worst I've ever tried, by far, is Camo. One Tuesday night my roommate got a bottle of Jim Beam Black Label and I got two forties of Big Bear and a twenty-four ounce can of Camo. The next morning, I woke up in my shoes, twenty minutes late for work. I nearly died. When I got home, I noticed broken beer bottles all over the otherwise clean apartment. After I swept everything up, I called one of my friends who had been over the night before to find out who broke the bottles. He said, "Yeah, you got this crazy look in your eye and started cursing at all of us for not liking Black Flag enough. Then you started throwing bottles at the walls and screaming 'Six Pack' at the top of your lungs. We took off."
Never again will I drink Camo.
...Sir....I am in your debt
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GiveBlood
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Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 7:44 pm |
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Joined: Sat Jun 16, 2007 12:52 pmPosts: 2441Location: Gainesville, finally
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I read up on it a bit, now I want to try Carlsberg Special Brew.
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TimmyUK
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Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 8:59 pm |
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Joined: Mon May 21, 2007 6:57 pmPosts: 1208Location: Kingston, UK
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gully
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Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 9:13 pm |
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Joined: Thu Jun 21, 2007 5:28 pmPosts: 2012Location: Massatwoshits
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There's a good chance they may carry it at Gator Beverage on West U. Some one should look into it.
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pukeonthestreet
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Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 10:09 pm |
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Joined: Tue Oct 03, 2006 12:47 pmPosts: 1002Location: Cranston, RI
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so not that this is a bad liquor but this is a good story me and a bottle of makers mark made it's way up to Boston to visit a friend everything was fine and I was drunk with no food in my stomach, my friend slaps me on the back and my brain shifts I try to fight him in full rage and run smack into an elevator door, then I precede to yell "you tripped me" and punch my friend's little brother in the face, I must have calmed down because then I was talking to this girl I apparently asked her to marry me and she said no so I pushed her and walked off I then went back and tried to fight my friend again punching the walls of the hotel he was staying in, I got pissed my other friend wouldn't let me fight him and locked him out, then I threaten to jump out the window if his roommate lets him in, so they let him in and I dart for the window meanwhile my friend and his roommate jump on me and my friend starts choking me out, I get him off sit there like the wasted fuck that I am and then the dude that watches over all the students comes in... the proper word escapes me, anyways he says he's calling the cops but wants me to stay I walk to my car and tell him he's an asshole, I then get in my car drive through the parking garage precede to hand the guy almost enough money and then every cent of change in my car he hands me back the change and I manage to just evade the cops and drive home wasted from Boston to Rhode Island, now granted the beginning of the night started with a 16 year old backing her car into one of the parking lot poles so badly you couldn't go forward or back, we should have just left then, anyways I would never hit a girl let alone push one and I'm not that violent of a dude shit was like a movie oh and on the way home some guy offered me 20 bucks to give him and his friends a ride down the street but then realized I was visibly wasted with me retorting "nah dude come on it's fine" until a cop told me to move along, how bout that for a fucked up night of drinking? kid who's college it was got put on probation and never talked to me again, everyone else realized it was the most wasted I ever was I had to be told 75% of that story
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pukeonthestreet
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Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 10:28 pm |
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Joined: Tue Oct 03, 2006 12:47 pmPosts: 1002Location: Cranston, RI
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everytime I tell that story my face gets red for hours but I don't feel embarrassed otherwise
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kelly
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Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 12:17 pm |
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GiveBlood wrote: I read up on it a bit, now I want to try Carlsberg Special Brew.
I'll bring you some if you like, If it doesn't explode in my luggage
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peace/alison
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Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 12:32 pm |
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Joined: Fri Jun 20, 2008 9:09 amPosts: 125Location: Gainesville
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Danny Dickhead wrote: I'll accept any form of appreciation you want to bestow upon me . . . I think that story represents a personal best for getting shitfaced on a Tuesday.
A drink on me it is then!
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Chewy_Almighty
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Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 1:27 am |
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Joined: Sun Jun 25, 2006 12:58 amPosts: 1097Location: St. Pete, FLA
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i seriously want someone to trade/sell/bring me some Natty Bo.
up the Regional beer!
anyone bringing any Lone star? what are other regional shitty beers?
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iammattharris
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Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 8:50 am |
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Joined: Sun Aug 05, 2007 4:26 pmPosts: 151Location: South Coast UK
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for some reason i've never had a can of special brew...or white lightning either. weird.
strongbow super is pretty good, tastes just like your average strongbow but it's like 8% or something
i like how this nasty booze thread has pretty much become a british booze thread.
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peace/alison
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Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 9:15 am |
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Joined: Fri Jun 20, 2008 9:09 amPosts: 125Location: Gainesville
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iammattharris wrote: for some reason i've never had a can of special brew...or white lightning either. weird. strongbow super is pretty good, tastes just like your average strongbow but it's like 8% or something  i like how this nasty booze thread has pretty much become a british booze thread. 
is that to say that British booze is nasty booze? i hope not!
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iammattharris
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Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 9:20 am |
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Joined: Sun Aug 05, 2007 4:26 pmPosts: 151Location: South Coast UK
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peace/alison wrote: iammattharris wrote: for some reason i've never had a can of special brew...or white lightning either. weird. strongbow super is pretty good, tastes just like your average strongbow but it's like 8% or something  i like how this nasty booze thread has pretty much become a british booze thread.  is that to say that British booze is nasty booze? i hope not!
unless you like ales or ciders...yep.
....but nasty in the best possible way
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Kenny
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Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 9:25 am |
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Joined: Tue Apr 10, 2007 3:08 pmPosts: 1833Location: Glasgow, Scotland.
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Woah, hey, let's not be hasty, I can't speak for you southern mob but Scotland has tons of lovely beers. And, obviously, whisky.
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peace/alison
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Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 9:33 am |
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Joined: Fri Jun 20, 2008 9:09 amPosts: 125Location: Gainesville
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Kenny wrote: Woah, hey, let's not be hasty, I can't speak for you southern mob but Scotland has tons of lovely beers. And, obviously, whisky.
I didn't mean to start a controversy. I've never been to your side of the pond, I'm just curious how the bevvies taste there.
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