No.... He'll probobly just bum around with a dog on a rope and ask people for money and or beer. Be rude to our towns people and start a fight with cops and get us all on the news..... Or maybe he will get to see some awesome house shows meet a lot of cool people and have a killer time doing the photo treasure hunt while you go see Mikey erg rock the fuck out. But sorry no guarantees...

Not a chance. I check for the appropriately colored wristbands before being nice to anyone.

Yes he will have a good time. Last year had a couple free shows by bands that knew their fans would be too broke to see them (This Bike is a Pipe Bomb) and there's always house shows and sneaking in.

hahaha to poor to get a ticket, more like to fucking cheap. Hey lets not pay for the Fest then sneak in... that couldn't possibly cause any problems....

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