i'm so glad i live in america. grown men not knowing what a beer koozie is ?!!? blasphemy.

You know the answer to this Greg. The answer is yes.

There is no way I'm allowing you to claim that something called a 'koozie' is in any way masculine, come on.

Also, I don't need one because my beer doesn't have time to get warm before it's drunk, and other generic face-saving macho type stuff.

i've got a die hard beer "koozie" (surely it should be cosy? like a tea cosy). it's in the shape of a vest.

i've had this argument before, it is most definitely koozie or coozy but not cosy or cozy

Aren't US koosies small, like your beers? See over in europe, we get proper sized beers, all 500ml and shit. We'd need to zip two koosies together.

i'm actually the proud owner of a zip up 40 oz. koozie, shit's deluxe

it will still do you no good in Florida...no 40's.
Unless you bring an empty and fill it at a keg...