Around here, Thursday nights are known for one thing and one thing only, GMILF HUNTING at the Micanopy Manor nursing home.

Who will it be tonight, Zelda Friedman in Room 1126 or Betty Mae Wilkins in 1203? Neither. Tonight it will be Lupe' ("Old Blue Gums") Hernandez in Room 904. She always knows how to have a good time. After all, Lupe' is the woman who taught me that "colostomy bag tube asphyxiation" trick.

Note to self...Dentu-creme is not a lubricant. Quite the opposite in fact. Ouch!


OH, YES. IT IS ON TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

David, I would like to join you and your grandma bukkake marathon. You see ever since i was a young boy I always wondered what it would feel like if a girl wrapped her tits around my neck. literally. I find it that only those 80+ have enough elasticity to accomplish this.
Looking forth,
J

Jorge,

Sounds like a plan. Just be sure not to "cross swords" with me...unless you bring an extra bottle of tequila.

The 'Hoff

No crossing! But I have a new maneuver that is sure to dislocate a few octagenarian pelvii! In fact I had to bury one just the other week when i was perfecting the maneuver. It wasn't quite ready to be called a maneuver, it was more of a gesture.