So if you drop some fries on the floor of your buddies room and pick one up and eat it but find afterwards it had one of his pubes on it, can you catch gay? This is a legitimate question, i've had Cindi Lauper's "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" in my head since it happened and i'm freaking out.

Also: Does anyone know where i can download some early madonna?

kthxby

dr. jeremy to the rescue
it depends how long the fry stayed on the floor for and how long the pube was there, just in case you might want to read this book just to make sure you don't feel to down on yourself.


as for Madonna I have no idea where to find something like that

If you have to ask, then you definitely caught gay.

Welcome to the club, honey. I've got an all you can eat cock buffet with your name on it.

I gotta say, i really love the coloring of the Fest logo this year.





NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

don't worry about it dude, im a nurse, and a little gay protein never hurt anybody from time to time. 80's music is a expected side affect and should clear up in a few days. who knows, you may find you like it, and never go back.

Yeah, not to mention the fact that the "6" and the two oranges together on the right form a nice "cock n' balls" combo.

The "6" is even ejaculating, fer fock's sake.

Clearly this is Peej's handywork.

I do feel it subsiding a little, though it's the confusion that's catching me out, like do i like sick of it all because of the kick ass music music, or because pete koller is a muscle bound adonis who would know how to take me roughly in the alley across from the sidebar?

Can someone get pregnant from passing out and having some asshole rest their testicles on your forehead? Lemme know cuz if that's true, then fuck this Fest shit. I ain't no breeder.

Look, I got news for you....that band is full of so many hot macho dudes, I call them "Suck Off It All."

Don't get down on yourself. Just because you like gay music and gay colors doesn't mean you are truly gay. I mean hell, I ravaged Alex from Panthro's anus repeatedly in a kiddie pool full K-Y jelly every Tuesday night for 3 years, but I DO NOT consider myself gay. And that time that Ray Cappo and Porcell tag-teamed me on the Youth of Today tour bus was a total fluke. I was just a young impressionable kid, but certainly not gay.

Either way, keep your chin up - if you get my drift.

Have you been strangely drawn to key west or west hollywood or any town with the word west in it?

Is 'gay marriage' an issue you care or even think about?

Do you have a little dog? Does said dog have a collar with fake diamonds?

Do you and your fiends obsess with your new fixed gears and make fun of people with brakes on their bikes?

Do you dream of doing make up or wardrobe for television and movies?

Most importantly did Brittney's appearance turn you off or did you go, "man, I'd still f**k her"?

I've heard it can't get you pregnant, but you can get brain aids that way. Which is like, one of the top five hardest-to-get-rid-of aids there is.