god damn...seriously!

fucking rookies...

the gator straight edge tattoo i wanted to get now makes a ton more sense

I GOT GATOR EDGE!!

there aren't huge gators roaming G'ville...not usually.
but the fuckers you have to look out for are the salamanders!
they're all different colors and such, but look like a weird lizard...until they run. They look like a snake on legs...all squigly and shit.
Their deal is that they're aggressive and like to bite. They climb up on high shit and jump down on you...awesome.
also, they lose their tail at the slightest touch. I don't like killin, so I try to catch and release if they're in the house...but I usually have a little chunk of tail that flips around for a day or so...creepy.

oh, and beware of the fucking monkeys...ask Ryan.

POST COITAL:

thank god earwigs don't get any larger than 14mm. If I woke up one day and saw a 2 ft long ear wig in my room i would scream like a gummy bear caught in a bear trap (ex: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqVRY-xnWtE )