I just flew in from the nursing home and boy are my gonads tired. Those women are insatiable beasts! Thankfully, my man Carl Weathers arrived for back up in his Apollo Creed trunks. Those silver-haired vixens sure love the dark meat.

Here Are the Hoff's Top 10 Reasons to Love Sex With the Elderly

1) They Won't Remember You in the Morning

2) No Teeth

3) Alzheimer's = a Total Lack of Inhibition

4) They are Just Happy to Have Some Attention...Any Attention

5) No Teeth

6) If You Squint Your Eyes, You Can Pretend You are Having Sex With Claude Pepper

7) In the South, They Have Sexual Appendages Younger Women Just Don't Have (i.e., Back Cleavage and the Arm Flab/Tricep Labia).

8 ) No Teeth

9) You Always Get a Break in Time for the Early Bird Special

10) Bowel Movements are a Plus!

I've missed you Hoff

the glorious return

What about pregnancy...and sometimes they'll make you cookies or give you a nickel. Plus, they get the good drugs. And don't forget the whole 'No Shame' thing...that's big.

HUZZAH

Too bad Hoff wasn't here to defend his popularity in that previous discussion in the "Samiam < Every other band at the Fest" thread.