What fresh hell is this? These things are terrifying and must be confronted with due vigilance . . . this is what the underground rock community gets for letting Avril Lavigne move with impunity.
Whoever is the man/woman/corporate thinktank behind this shit is gonna get their kneecaps broken. I have been on verge of simply giving up on any pretenses of a "normal life" and simply embarking on a suicidal terror mission against the corporate state. This is the straw that broke the camel's back. I'm getting a Remington 1100, an off-white 1979 Buick LeSabre, and a ski mask. To hell with this.
Seriously, though, this is corporate pigfucker trickery, most likely. The lizard-brained shit reptiles responsible can most likely be found here . . . on the Wikipedia page.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peppermint_CreepsQuote:
The Peppermint Creeps started life as a 3-piece band, made up of guitarist Macy Malone and bass player Kari Ash, from Canada, and drummer Traci Michaelz, from the United States.
Later adding Marky DeSade on vocals, together they recorded three demo tracks that were released shortly in 1998 on cassette tape. Soon after Marky left and Macy Malone continued with vocals. They were joined by guitarist/vocalist Billi Foxxx with whom they performed live shows through 1999.
The Peppermint Creeps then recorded a studio E.P. with guitarist Macy Malone on vocals, that was produced by Phil Soussan (Ozzy Osbourne, Vince Neil & Billy Idol) and Randy Castillo (Mötley Crüe, Ozzy Osbourne, Lita Ford & The Motels), called "Cre.E.P.show".
Firstly, I've read some bad Wikipedia pages in my day, but this one is just weird. It's totally coherent and the sentences are very clear, almost like they were built around buzzwords.
Secondly, this is extra suspicious.
Quote:
The Peppermint Creeps then recorded a studio E.P. with guitarist Macy Malone on vocals, that was produced by Phil Soussan (Ozzy Osbourne, Vince Neil & Billy Idol) and Randy Castillo (Mötley Crüe, Ozzy Osbourne, Lita Ford & The Motels), called "Cre.E.P.show".
Also, they sound like a pop-punk band but call themselves a glam-metal band . . .
And also, the drummer apparently drank himself to death. But they're still on tour. So . . . I got nothing.
Fuck it. This is some terrible bullshit. The Internet wins once again.
Oh Mighty Internet, do not strike me down! You have reminded me of Your mighty ways and I am humbled once more. Only You could have created such a terrible, terrible band such as the Peppermint Creeps. Internet, in Your infinite wisdom, you have created the Peppermint Creeps and we are aware that Your reasoning is beyond our mortal understanding. Take pity on us, Oh Mighty Internet, and bestow upon us N00DZ.
Amen.