So, I had a huge breakfast at Bubba's this morning and needed somewhere to drop a big grumpy dump. Thus, I pulled down my pants and dropped one right smack on Criss Angel's face.

Criss said, "Hey man, that's not cool. You just ruined my best Hot Topic anarchy t-shirt. That cost me $75 dollars. You can't do that to a rebel".

So I ripped off Criss's shirt and said "Hey Mr. Rebel, I am smearing racially-charged epithets onto your chest and back with my excrement. Also, your forehead now says "I eat cock."

Criss then said, "that's not true." So I unzipped my zipper and rammed the donger into his piehole and I said, "Well it sure is true now."

Criss said "Humph arumph slarumph ummmm hunnnnh."

Looks like he's the one that got mind-freaked this time!

i've missed you Hoff!

I too have missed the Hoff.
It's just not pre-FEST anticipation without him.

MORE HOFF!!!