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PostPosted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 12:39 am
Joined: Wed Nov 01, 2006 12:35 amPosts: 38Location: Atlanta, GA
If I had to nominate anyone for The King of the Fest this year, I would have to cast my vote for Phillip Randell Heath. You may not know the name, but if you were at the Dillinger Four show at Abbey Road Saturday night, I’m sure you know him. He was the one who walked across the stage blackout drunk and bare-ass naked, continued to stand on the side of the stage, naked, fall of the stage (while almost taking the PA on the left side out with him) naked, and walk all the way through the crowd and out the back exit of the club, still naked. He then proceeded to put his boxers, run from four cops, get tackled by said cops, and get arrested for resisting arrest.

If that isn’t enough, he was also the one who hosted the house show on SE 6th Street, that not only went through 3 kegs, featured bands like Defect Defect, Jenna Berlin, Benard, Watson and Bloodbath and Beyond, but also ruined a wedding happening a couple blocks away.

For these reasons, I nominate Phillip Heath as this years King of the Fest. Who would you pick?


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 1:00 am
Joined: Wed Sep 07, 2005 9:57 amPosts: 15Location: Gainesville
Mike Collins because he gets to be the fourth member of Radon. And he's already a member of the best rock n' roll band of all time, Billy Reese Peters. The Cold Ones are okay, too.


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 1:01 am
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Oh, and joining Radon is WAY better than getting arrested by the cops when being naked. That's not cool, it's just poor judgement.


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 3:58 am
User avatarJoined: Sun Oct 15, 2006 1:00 pmPosts: 726Location: tampa town
haha phillip is definatly a beast...but i would nominate my friend dan who broke his hand, then punched a bunch of fukin things, asked me to give his "dapps" on it every half hour, got kicked out of the atlantic, ran around screaming "bro!" at everyone on sunday, got a tatoo in our hotel room that says "PBR" and his last name on his back. PBR tatood on his arm ! what a king...


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 8:08 am
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He then proceeded to put his boxers, run from four cops, get tackled by said cops, and get arrested for resisting arrest.


As a witness to this, I also vote for Phillip Randell Heath.


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 12:10 pm
User avatarJoined: Tue Aug 08, 2006 9:25 amPosts: 750Location: Florida, America's Wang
xnicolex wrote:
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He then proceeded to put his boxers, run from four cops, get tackled by said cops, and get arrested for resisting arrest.


As a witness to this, I also vote for Phillip Randell Heath.



yeah, that was funny shit when he finally got off the stage that was cracking and sinking (poor tony had to convince him to jump without touching him too much)...a naked guy stage diving...man they parted like the red sea and he hit the floor...missed the cop action though...that would've been good for the DVD..ha


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 12:59 pm
User avatarJoined: Wed Jun 21, 2006 11:10 pmPosts: 14Location: New Orleans, LA
Dude got arrested? I was wondering how that would turn out. Sucks.

He wins.


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 2:34 pm
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I nominate the sloppy kid at Phils house show. D-Rek. He told us that he had slept in 2 bushes the night before the show (lost 200 dollars in those bushes), started drinking Jack Daniels at 11 am, continued to drink off 3 free kegs, blacked out, coninvced many he was dead...on and on and on


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 3:14 pm
Joined: Wed Nov 01, 2006 12:35 amPosts: 38Location: Atlanta, GA
iliketohangout wrote:
haha phillip is definatly a beast...but i would nominate my friend dan who broke his hand, then punched a bunch of fukin things, asked me to give his "dapps" on it every half hour, got kicked out of the atlantic, ran around screaming "bro!" at everyone on sunday, got a tatoo in our hotel room that says "PBR" and his last name on his back. PBR tatood on his arm ! what a king...


man, thats fucking heavy, but i still think running from, getting tackled by and talking shit to cops while blackout drunk and in nothing but your boxers is still pretty hard to top.

But a PBR tattoo in a hotel room is still pretty fucking close.


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 5:46 pm
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Hahaha I saw him come running around the corner outside the sidebar. That shit was intense. Everyone in the streets was cheering him on as he tried to weeve thru cars in the parkinglot.



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PostPosted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 6:38 pm
Joined: Wed Sep 20, 2006 2:52 pmPosts: 27Location: Gainesville
Wow I wished I could have remembered all of that shit. Im looking at getting a lawyer to help get rid of that charges. $1500 buck later guess ill have to see what happens. But it will be a while before im pounding the whiskey. What a weekend is all i can say.

Yeah they dude that guy that passed out in my chair at my house anyone know what happened to him? That guy left all his stuff at my house maybe if anyone knows how to get in touch with him we can get his stuff back to him. But DAMN!! he was fucked up oh man.




IF anyone has any pictures of the house show let me know id love to see them.


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 7:29 pm
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Yo Phil, your a cool bitch. You gave my band a great house show, bought like 4 kegs o' beer, let a ton of people fuck up your house and never got mad when Paddy leaped from your window holding a base still rocking a bloodbath set.

Including the 4 shots I bought you at Abbey Road I dropped $140.00 in that bar alone. You win the King Goodwill award. You hooked up alot of brothas and sistas. Goodluck w/ the court shit. Whiskey is the devil but bad is fun. :twisted:



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PostPosted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 8:04 pm
Joined: Wed Sep 20, 2006 2:52 pmPosts: 27Location: Gainesville
haha yeah man i know i easily spent that much too. I was buying shots left and right at $5 bucks a shot hell yeah. Man i think i blacked out shortly after those shots too. haha. And im pissed i lost the Vagina Sore jr shirt u guys gave me that same night. Im holding out for a Watson shirt.

I enjoyed you dudes im coming down for some shows and you better look me up fucker when your in town.


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 8:41 pm
User avatarJoined: Sun Oct 15, 2006 1:00 pmPosts: 726Location: tampa town
PhildoBaggin wrote:
Wow I wished I could have remembered all of that shit. Im looking at getting a lawyer to help get rid of that charges. $1500 buck later guess ill have to see what happens. But it will be a while before im pounding the whiskey. What a weekend is all i can say.

Yeah they dude that guy that passed out in my chair at my house anyone know what happened to him? That guy left all his stuff at my house maybe if anyone knows how to get in touch with him we can get his stuff back to him. But DAMN!! he was fucked up oh man.




IF anyone has any pictures of the house show let me know id love to see them.


haha that's badas man..i wasn't there but i was at your house show..and yeah that kid got his shit back, i was hanging out with him on sunday.


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 8:41 pm
User avatarJoined: Sun Oct 15, 2006 1:00 pmPosts: 726Location: tampa town
zachobbs wrote:
iliketohangout wrote:
haha phillip is definatly a beast...but i would nominate my friend dan who broke his hand, then punched a bunch of fukin things, asked me to give his "dapps" on it every half hour, got kicked out of the atlantic, ran around screaming "bro!" at everyone on sunday, got a tatoo in our hotel room that says "PBR" and his last name on his back. PBR tatood on his arm ! what a king...


man, thats fucking heavy, but i still think running from, getting tackled by and talking shit to cops while blackout drunk and in nothing but your boxers is still pretty hard to top.

But a PBR tattoo in a hotel room is still pretty fucking close.


haha you're right..well dan is prince and phillip is king !


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