this is the 69th topic. Hurray!!!

sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

I'm a real asshole for posting this, as it's the reason I became such a drunk. But, I figure it's worth passing on to the younger drinking crowd.

The key to drinking past the point of puking is a pill you can get over the counter called Axid AR. I won't pretend I know why, but you can pop one when you realize you're gonna get sick and it will go away, allowing you to drink yourself into a coma or a great story you'll never remember.

I figured it would be a good tip, as we all have (or should have) gotten caught up in the moment and drank ourselves into a bad night at a really good show and missed out.

I'll have a bottle at Fest, but there's not enough for everybody, so get your own, you mooch. You can probably make some new friends, offering one to the people who look green.

Double fist 'em or go home.
See you next month in G-A-I-N-E-S-V-I-L-L-E-uh!

cocaine works real good too...

I have a non-cocaine based plan to sleep only 3 hours a night during the Fest and fully rock from 8am to 5am everymoring. Buy me a drink and ask me how!

ten bucks says the ham is on crank