here's the deal, i'm going to judge you based on the limited e-experiences i've had with you.

some i've met in real life, many i haven't.

but rest assured that you will be judged fairly.

simply volunteer yourself up for judging, and as quickly as i can, i will churn out a response.

here's an example - gully.

i've met gully briefly, and he was a nice enough guy. he has the general look of someone that ain't to be fucked with, and i like that. my first impression was "punk ass little hardcore kid", but on further introspection, it was revealed that he wants to have a good time, and mash pussies just as much as i did. gully is a worthy fester.

I was going to volunteer but I see you did that for me HAHAHAHA. I approve.

Good form! Good form!

This should turn out to be the best thread ever.

ME NEXT ME NEXT

danny dickhead

let me break it down for you: danny is the name of a shithead i know. dickhead is a very mild, almost retro-sounding insult...which i used a lot when i was a kid. together they make me lightly lol. combine this with your avatar, and i'm thinking that you're probably not getting laid a whole lot. however, your posting is generally either lolworthy or useful, over 90% of the time. i really hope that if i meet you, you're not wearing skinny jeans or something else as telling.

final analysis: watch your back motherfucker, cause if we cross paths i might say whats up and buy you a beer or something. none of this fucking high-fiving or hugging bullshit.

Go for it.

While your at it you might as well do all the moderators too. I doubt they'd mind.

Why not. I need judging.

Sawtooth is pretty insightful in his own awful way. While I don't wear tight hipster jeans, my handle is from back when I was not, in fact, getting laid a lot.

peej

i have never met peej in real life, but i have viewed him from afar. oh yes, from afar. i enjoy his band, and i don't know why i don't go view their live performances more often. however, i do have limited experience with him in the form of a private message telling me to "tone it the fuck down or get banned, motherfucker" - his words, not mine. i think he might be kind of uptight.

peej looks like a 'peej', and is a busy man. however he does a good job at answering some of the inane questions posted here. if i were him, i would have banned motherfuckers for making some of the most horrible posts in the history of internet messageboardery.

peej gets a thumbs up because his posting is generally neutral, to favorable; and he is part of the team that makes the Fest happen.

what the fuck do you do, other than sitting on your couch with your thumb up your ass?

i ain't skeered.

Go.

chason

i belive it was you that posted a pic of some skinny ragdoll looking motherfucker dressed up as pee wee herman. you did look like him. weird. if i'm correct, this judgement applies; if not, fuck yeah bro lets get waste 420 and tear some skanks up.

your posting lets me believe you're generally a nice guy. your uncanny resemblance to my boi pee wee tells me you're lookin to get busted rubbin one out in a local theater.

either way, that gets my stamp of approval. a big fuck yeah to you; and a big fuck you to everyone else. hey, this is punk rock, right?

*Wipes sweat from forehead*

Fuck yeah! Beers with Mr. Toof.

haha, okay go ahead and judge me

this'll be the third or fourth time no? hahaha

hawkgirl

cawkgirl, you've always been nice to me sometimes lol, and are always aware of how awesome i am. you're kind of artsy fartsy, but i guess that's to be expected. when i first met you, i thought you were weird, but i guess you're pretty cool.

i really haven't been mean to anybody yet, so uh, i guess i fucking hate you or something.

let's revise:

upon first meeting cawkgirl, all i could think was 'scene trash'. i thought, 'this trick has gotta be our new graphic designer'. and shit, sawtooth was right. if this box wasn't at work, you know she'd be chillin out in skinny jeans and some gay tanktop. however, she was at work, and she looked almost normal. but i still hated her.

the other experience(s) with her that i'll cherish the most is (are) the (many) time(s) i would walk over to her cube, and drop serious ass in the immediate vicinity.

hawkgirl, at your next yoga class, i hope you twist yourself into a preztel and get stuck that way. or even better, i hope you start growing a beard.