i lost my prosthetic hand sat night. i might have left it somewhere inside you at cg, whiskey house or matt sweeneys. while you enjoy your temporary ownership of MY hand, i am it's master. send it home to mamacita so the assaults may continue.

anyone with info, email me at:

lapresidente@gmail.com

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no really, i DID lose it and i DO want it back.

someone have matt sweeting's email?

That crazy ass hand! the crotch hand!
Good to have seen ya you tornado of spite!
JOrge

is this the jorge that had my back when that little twerp thought he was being all sly with the hand on the knee?

where did you and c go to on sun?

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yeah , that's me. I warned the little twerp that he'd be handled if he thought he was all sly.
I don't remember where we went... i think we were at the side bar the whole time. good to have seen ya and well have to hook up for pics! hah

jorge, email me so the whole world doesn't have to deal w/ our comments.

lapresidente@gmail.com

the day after the Fest, there was a show in atlanta, georgia at some kids house, with Bent Outta Shape, Modern Machines, Princess Thunderstorm and one more... i'm not making any accusations but the Ashville kids had a hand with them that they were calling, "danny."

follow your heart,
anonymous

God bless you, annoymous! it just so happens i know them.

dear josh,

i know you have my hand. sorry you have nomenclature confusion, for "danny" is incorrect. it goes simply by, "the hand" or in more tender private moments, "hans me boyfriend".

i see this in yer future if you don't acquiesce.

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ps. (liz, potato, and andy... i declare guilty by association. rumble at the speakeasy tues night!)

while you guys are in asheville make sure to kick this dude Andy's ass. he runs the bicycle shop where the women's rider club meets.
j